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| It seems to me that, instead of taking offense at Dave's joke about her daughter sleeping with A-Rod, Sarah Palin should be focused on the happy thought that her daughter didn't work for Dave. Apparently, if you work for Dave, you really do WORK FOR DAVE, if you know what I mean. Here are some of my thoughts about why Dave would act so boorishly (assuming he wasn't also acting criminally): (1) No out of pocket expenses for abortions, the company health plan takes care of that, (2) No waste of time or money on silly courtship rituals, just schedule an employee review session, (3) No need for washing out spots on sheets, just sponge off the leather couch in the office, (4) No need for persuasion skills, just ask if she likes her job, (5) No need to worry about her dictation or typing skills, (6) You get to do your business during actual business hours, (7) It's a lot safer and cheaper cruising the secretarial pool than frequenting singles bars, (8) Coffee breaks are now a whole lot more interesting, (9) The wife will never suspect, 'cause you're always on the job, (10) Birth control expenditures are now a legitimate, deductable business expense. Dave, what the hell were you thinking????????????? ========================================================================================================================================================================= | | |
| Perhaps things will change for the better, despite the amateurs currently running Washington...perhaps.
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1) A personal quandary: If I wish to miss Michael Jackson, should I miss the 8 year old singing prodigy, or, should I miss the drug infested 50 year old white woman he had transformed himself into in the latter part of his existence? Perhaps the easiest solution would be to miss neither.
2) The object lesson from Steve McNair: it's probably wise to be most careful about the couch one chooses to fall asleep upon when one is catting around on his spouse, who happens to be the mother of two of his three, now fatherless, children. Maybe if Steve had been sitting at the dining room table, erect and alert, he would still be alive to further disgrace and humiliate himself and his family with his wandering ways. Who can say for sure?
One thing about the McNair affair does puzzle me, though. Why haven't Jamie Foxx and Al Sharpton ballyhooed his blackness to all the world? They did it with the fifty year old dead white pedophile chick, why not with Steve? Maybe Al and Jamie are troubled by the fact that Steve was sleeping around on his wife. Too bad they weren't as troubled by a fifty year old man sleeping with young boys. I guess it's simply a question of different "strokes" for different folks...you think?
3) When he was in high school and college, Gov. Mark Sanford was probably the geekiest guy you could imagine. Then, when he grew older and attained political power, he suddenly became attractive to the opposite sex. Having been a geek for most of his life, he was totally unprepared to cope with his new status...ergo, he found himself shedding his trousers in all sorts of exotic places. Perhaps he should have consulted geeky Elliot Spitzer about how to handle the attractions that political prestige generates. On second thought, maybe not.
At least Spitzer had the good taste to resign.
4) I wonder if all the college kids who can't find summer work or work after graduation still think Beloved Father Barack is still so tremendously, wonderfully cool? You reap what you sow, girls and grunts...enjoy.
5) My younger brother asked me if I hoped that Beloved Father Barack's policies failed. He went apoplectic when I replied that Barack didn't need any help from me, that he was mucking up everything quite nicely all by himself.
6) As long as the Republicans insist on extolling the virtues of Ronald "I like to slaughter Central Americans by the thousands" Reagan, they will be doomed to live out their lives in desperate moral isolation.
How lucky can one country be? One major party is ruled by war criminals, while the other is controlled by ultra-liberal elitist pukes who believe that the common man and woman should be taxed into silent submission. How lucky can one country be?????
Have a good one, boys and girls. I'm off to holiday on the shores of the Gulf of Mexico...gotta go while my dollars still have some value. Take care.
Your farmer friend,
Soybeansam
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| The Chicago Blackhawks were defeated by the Detroit Red Wings last night, bringing the hockey season to a close here in Chicago. At least Hawk fans can take solace in the knowledge that their season lasted into the Spring longer than did that of either of the "professional" baseball teams in the Windy City.
For both the Sox and the Cubs, descriptions of their respective rosters as dismal would be a step up.
Speaking of dismal, so too are the chances of the Denver Nuggets making the NBA finals. There is one, insurmountable hurdle blocking their way - Kobe Bryant. While not a fan of his personal dealings, this basketball fan admires greatly his court skills. He is very, very talented...probably the most talented player in the NBA (not counting the propogandistic drivel coming out of Cleveland).
This fan has enjoyed the NBA season greatly...in times such as these, any diversion is a valuable addition to one's life. So it is with the NBA and I. Am not sure what's going to happen between the end of the NBA finals and the start of NFL training camp...will do my best not to fill that gap with thoughts of the despicables now inhabiting Washington, D.C. They all are the star players in the world's greatest and longest running horror movie. Yikes!!!
Take heart, Cubbies and Sox fans, there's always next year, or the year after that, or the year after that...
As Gene Pitney once sang so eloquently, "Only baseball can break your heart, only Big 12 football can mend it again."
Can you dig it, boys and girls? Yes, I knew that you could...
Your farmer friend,
Soybeansam
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| Today, finally, our Blessed Father Barack revealed himself to be the anti-white racist I have always suspected him of being. Now, finally, all doubt has been cast aside. With his nomination of the New York Judge he has revealed his support of anti-white judges and their racist decisions. If you don't know what I'm talking about, investigate the New Haven Fireman promotion controversy and this Judges decision to deny these firemen their constitutional rights only because they are white.
Thank you, Blessed Father Barack for revealing your true beliefs to all of us. It will allow me to love you and Beloved Mother Michelle even more than I already do. What a lucky nation America is to have you in a leadership position. Thank you, thank you.
Your farmer friend,
Soybeansam
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